The Human
Instrumentally Project
Private Beta

Give us your data. We'll give you your match.

We know what you search for at 2:00 AM. We know what you pretend to be. The difference is the point.

How it works

Every dating app wants you alone. That's how they make money. We built README to end your loneliness—not extend it. Your browsing history doesn't lie. Your curated bio does. We read the first. We ignore the second.

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We read your history

Your browser knows your secrets. 3AM searches. Regret purchases. We turn that data into a psychological profile. Your bio lies. Your history doesn't.

02

One match. No swiping.

We don't show you 500 people you'll never message. The algorithm knows your type. You don't. Endless choice is paralysis. We cure it.

03

We tell you the truth

Your date's a serial killer? We'll tell you. You're a trainwreck? We'll find someone who loves trainwrecks. Radical honesty. No surprises.

04

It just works

Hundreds of years of human evolution. We have finally solved match-making.

Join the waitlist

README is in private beta for university students. Upload your browsing history. Get matched with your person.

Drop your browsing history here

CSV, JSON, or TXT. Optional but recommended.